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diacrit asked: how often have people made "danny burrito" jokes @ u
pretty frequently, but burritos are one of life’s greatest joys, so i don’t mind.

Anonymous asked: werq dat Cuban booty gorl

Anonymous asked: Junk food and fucking *is* true love

Anonymous asked: You want someone fucking you? Dat mean u prefer bottom? Okurrr


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Anonymous asked: In regard to your earlier gif, if I was your boyfriend I would always eat junk food with you and I would always keep fucking you thanks bye

creativecatlady asked: I wish I had a way to chat with you and get to know you better. You seem so interesting :)
you can add me on Facebook! basically if we’re friends on tumblr, we should be Facebook friends.


my mom updated her status wishing someone a happy birthday, and then updated again saying she can’t figure out her phone… and her boyfriend liked both posts.

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